The happy happy evening

Ok, I'm getting ready for the situation.

Aunt: "Hey Drew, how are you?"
Me: "I'm fine thanks" (which is not true)
Aunt: "Oh, that's good"
Me: "Yeah.."

-LATER

All: "Let's check out the gifts!"
Me: "Yeah, I'm so happy to be here faking the fucking smiles!"

Oops, sorry, that is how it really SHOULD go, let's get back to reality:

All: "Let's check out the gifts!"
Me: "Yay! I Looove Christmas!"

Fucking fucking Xmas Eve